Want to increase engagement and connections on LinkedIn? Despair not, here is a bulletproof way to clickbait your way to LinkedIn Top Voice success!

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If you are a Woman on LinkedIn:

Just post a picture of yourself taking those poser types. Don’t have any content or nothing to say? Don’t worry, that’s not a problem. Just write about anything irrelevant that comes to mind. Men on LinkedIn will definitely engage with the post and you.

Don’t ask yourself whether such posts will advance your career. Of course they don’t, but who cares? What worked on Instagram will certainly also work on LinkedIn, the career platform. A client, recruiter or manager will never search for your professional CV on LinkedIn anyway and will therefore never take notice. So: keep up the good work!

If you are a Man on LinkedIn:

Good Luck!

P.S.

How did I get all those women in my timeline? Because we men are stupid and react to visual cues. Once men in my connections like those clickbait posts, they get washed into my timeline. So much about modern men…