Want to increase engagement and connections on LinkedIn? Despair not, here is a bulletproof way to clickbait your way to LinkedIn Top Voice success!

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If you are a Woman on LinkedIn:

Just post a picture of yourself taking those poser types. Don’t have any content or nothing to say? Don’t worry, that’s not a problem. Just write about anything irrelevant that comes to mind. Men on LinkedIn will definitely engage with the post and you.

Don’t ask yourself whether such posts will advance your career. Of course they don’t, but who cares? What worked on Instagram will certainly also work on LinkedIn, the career platform. A client, recruiter or manager will never search for your professional CV on LinkedIn anyway and will therefore never take notice. So: keep up the good work!

Safe Space

And what about the “safe space”? Women are, of course, entitled to demand a “safe space” from men—they don’t want to receive dick pics or unsolicited erotic, suggestive, and explicit images and messages from men. After all, LinkedIn is a professional, career-oriented social network, not a dating app.

Can men on LinkedIn also expect a “safe space”—that is, no images of women with erotic, suggestive, or explicit content? Of course not! Men can probably just suck it up. And where would we end up if we held women accountable here and demanded the same thing from them that they demand from men—namely, a “safe space”?

If you are a Man on LinkedIn:

Good Luck!

1 – Sexy Pose

2 – Lascivious Pose

3 – Selfie Pose

4 – Cutie Pose

5 – Nature Pose

6 – Nature/Selfie Pose

7 – Professional Pose

8 – Power Pose

9 – Elegance Pose

10 – Fashion Pose

11 – Do I look artificial Pose

12 – Status Pose

13 – Humble Brag Pose

14 – Bikini Pose

15 – Side Boobs Pose

16 – OnlyFans Pose

17 – Full of myself Pose

18 – Luxury Pose

19 – Elevator Pose

20 – Cleavage Pose

21 – Cleavage to Naval Pose

22 – Lingerie Pose

23 – Legs Pose

24 – Legs Spread Pose

25 – Bathtub Pose

26 – Vacation Pose

27 – Bed Pose

28 – I am great and pretty Pose

29 – I can’t believe this shit Pose

30 – I am so concerned Pose

31 – I can’t take it anymore Pose

32 – Fitness Pose

33 – Revealing Fitness Clothes Pose

34 – Fitness Spread Legs Pose

35 – Muscle Pose

36 – Coffee Pose

37 – Car Pose

38 – Trophy Wife Pose

39 – Animal Pose

40 – Me and my bestie Pose

41 – I have a laptopPose

42 – Beard Pose

43 – Reflections Pose

44 – Exceptions Pose

P.S.

How did I get all those women in my timeline? Because we men are stupid and react to visual cues. Once men in my connections like those clickbait posts, they get washed into my timeline. So much about modern men…